From: Matthew Vernon Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2014 20:29:15 +0000 (+0000) Subject: new trouts from rejs X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=commitdiff_plain;h=ba3a6de2d9ed982422eb1fdcb2ef5f4bcdb98297 new trouts from rejs --- diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 1d95414..dd374c3 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -603,3 +603,9 @@ mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions makes %s a plutonium omelette punishment-passes %s poisons %s's last Rolo +forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection +leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out +optimises %s to a NOP +causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction +multiplies %s by zero +divides %s by zero