From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Thu, 5 Jan 2012 23:10:02 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: trouts and flirts from rejs
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trouts and flirts from rejs
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9dba32e..e8a78c5 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -185,3 +185,8 @@ wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3401819..d55ff43 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -336,3 +336,10 @@ sings the Free Software Song to %s
 immerses %s in Coca Cola
 presents %s with half a mouse
 blames %s for the latest trout
+arranges for %s to be devoured in the night by gerbils
+flattens %s
+bites %s
+nationalises %s
+renormalises %s
+accuses %s of witchcraft
+turns %s into a newt