From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Thu, 24 Nov 2011 13:36:45 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: new trouts from rjk
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new trouts from rjk
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 32eb9e7..71a13d3 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -326,3 +326,6 @@ attempts to underestimate %s but fails
 circulates a pamphlet traducing %s
 fits up %s for the murder of someone photogenic
 scales %s down
+steals %s's immune system
+moves %s's home directory to a tmpfs
+uses %s as a scratch monkey