From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2011 11:05:03 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk
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new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 8e52595..0bd6241 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -133,3 +133,8 @@ carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
 fights trolls for %s
 swims the Hellespont for %s
+"accidentally" sends %s lewd pictures of itself using Twitter
+sends %s dead plant sex organs
+wears tinsel just for %s
+puts on chrome makeup for %s
+paints Tom Jones purple for %s
diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index acdfc0c..1810b9b 100644
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -44,3 +44,19 @@ bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
 creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
 hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
 posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out
+buys %s and %s matching underwear
+buys %s and %s matching hats
+kidnaps %s so that %s can rescue them
+thinks %s is the star in %s's show
+sells %s to %s
+introduces %s's and %s's parents to each other
+thinks %s and %s should have hot monkey sex right now
+thinks %s and %s should have hot armadillo sex right now
+thinks %s is the key to %s's lock
+sells commemorative DVDs of %s and %s's wedding
+speculates loudly, embarrassingly, and accurately about %s and %s's first night together
+posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
+hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
+listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
+uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
+slips %s a condom with %s's name on
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 240729a..74ad16e 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -264,3 +264,8 @@ hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
 replaces %s's files with zalgo
 corrupts %s's DNA
 lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw
+shivs %s
+tells the Daily Mail all about %s
+puts a spring-loaded cactus in %s's toilet
+shops %s to the police
+varnishes %s's cake