From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2011 13:48:58 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trout and flirts from rjk
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new trout and flirts from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index a8da4c9..8e52595 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -131,3 +131,5 @@ checks out %s's arse
 shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
 carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
+fights trolls for %s
+swims the Hellespont for %s
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c51d074..240729a 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -263,3 +263,4 @@ steals %s's vital bodily fluids
 hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
 replaces %s's files with zalgo
 corrupts %s's DNA
+lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw