more trouts from anon

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 6f95bfbe9aceb0f91ebbf6fd618e409fe32a9094..0cb2f137bdd668406ee0c1bbbc1756a5e8e13926 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -4,3 +4,25 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods.
 bites his thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
+grumbles sonorously at %s
+offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
+decapitates %s
+slaps %s with a wet haddock
+plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
+lands a minkie whale on %s
+inverts %s
+sends %s to Cuba
+searches frantically for %s 's brain
+introduces %s to their antimatter twin
+opens a trapdoor under %s
+lands a 10 ton weight on %s
+pokes %s with a spoon
+hits %s with a squeaky hammer
+wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
+mutters darkly
+thwaps %s unimaginatively
+staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
+growls
+catapults %s over the Atlantic
+replaces %s with a papier mache replica
+attaches an extra three noses to %s