new trout, flirt, and slash from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 353106862ef5587024b0d61ab71fd72f92ba51c5..88b15d43e4346d81f945bdafec18bdd28ddb1853 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -121,3 +121,4 @@ writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
 showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
 creates a .xxx domain just for %s
 hopes rule 34 applies to %s
+unzips %s

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 2f2f10e4fee4c4a7ab0c233e2d65b422b98e8cb4..0b0ca8057d0bbf9790b5e6af5559494ba1003f59 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -42,3 +42,4 @@ casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
 fakes love letters between %s and %s
 bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
 creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index aa02e8df0d837c4db2d5a3fd240ec14616149803..86e45891b240dea71e2f9aca876141cc612b1351 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -250,3 +250,4 @@ buries %s in elephant dung
 puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
 books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
 rmgroups %s
+compresses %s