new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index fc2f08c74d439c2772ddb2ce32b3cc1a4ddcc02c..01cb60c18cc08c0405603edace940c75ec7442b6 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -559,3 +559,12 @@ partitions %s
 proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
 applies a spudger to %s
 practices its McKayla Maroney impressions on %s
 proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
 applies a spudger to %s
 practices its McKayla Maroney impressions on %s

+declares %s to be the sort of nonsense up with which it will not put
+throws a fridge at %s
+buys a pair of glasses just so that it can glare at %s over the top of them
+strip-searches %s
+places a Pickelhaube on %s's chair
+presents %s with half a moose
+assaults %s with all of its trouts at once
+invites John Major to explain the Maastricht Treaty to %s
+pokes %s with a bayonet