new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d71a92a5a0c8633e86102ba3d35b9eed1d1c1f50..4c199e3ff7b57df6aecc11899ac48301830d5784 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -652,3 +652,9 @@ promises not to cancel cuts to the %s budget
 takes the sky from %s
 nerve-staples %s
 distims %s's doshes
 takes the sky from %s
 nerve-staples %s
 distims %s's doshes

+claims to be offended by %s and asks them to hide in a corner under a tablecloth
+trims %s
+sends %s an AOL CD
+crimps %s's bottom
+offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
+nominates %s for seedy depletion