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new trouts from rejs
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Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Mon, 18 Feb 2013 23:10:01 +0000
(23:10 +0000)
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Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Mon, 18 Feb 2013 23:10:01 +0000
(23:10 +0000)
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proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
shortens all %s's URLs
sends %s on a snipe hunt
removes %s from its will
+puts banana in %s's shoe
+puts a scorpion in %s's shoe
+drives too fast then claims %s was driving
+threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
+wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
+calls %s a melon-farmer