new trout and flirt from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 6120b30f54492cdbf0cbfaf01790549c152651b3..9981fad69a95feabc931e4c0d9274149093c86ba 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -191,3 +191,4 @@ adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
 makes %s's world
 wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
 slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
+carves a statue of %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d55ff43f6ad7dcd5d7c5efd06a8419eb82e7d29d..f71336eceb97cfe533f077edb07af8b938e72e5f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -343,3 +343,4 @@ nationalises %s
 renormalises %s
 accuses %s of witchcraft
 turns %s into a newt
+signs %s up for bulk fish delivery