new trouts from anon

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5589c77a91cfee416d99c309a531d41e7125bf83..906485c0d01dedfb06e6e23b212bb127de3a7b02 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -160,3 +160,13 @@ thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
 defenestrates %s
 suggests %s re-installs Windows
 winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
 defenestrates %s
 suggests %s re-installs Windows
 winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again

+sticks %s's head in a pig
+dices %s and jumps up and down on the bits
+reboots %s to apply patches
+erects a Faraday cage around %s
+offers %s natto
+pops up and offers %s help with their Word documents
+rains herring on %s
+throws a bucket of sprats at %s
+hurls anchovies at %s
+covers %s in eels