new trout and flirt(!) from ceb

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9a34aa2a9415afb72e6ef4b498130100415932b9..26cb33ec24ba5b96189e0ba5ff62e1d281223e03 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -125,3 +125,4 @@ unzips %s
 drives its tractor through %s's haystack
 wonders if %s is single or transferable
 doesn't want any alternatives to %s
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 9f5d0eb4e8dac7d26dc419ce07e66e53b80ec1a3..1cfe09f2005327a136bccdb7628e8e079eaa8b24 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -254,3 +254,4 @@ compresses %s
 stamps on all %s's toys
 sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
 immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn