slashes from lark

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@@ -6,3 +6,14 @@ embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s
 watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
 thinks %s/%s is better than Legolas/Aragorn
 is jealous because %s loves %s instead of itself
 watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
 thinks %s/%s is better than Legolas/Aragorn
 is jealous because %s loves %s instead of itself

+daydreams about %s and %s's wedding
+writes plotless smut about %s's steamy secret liaison with %s
+starts a Yahoo group devoted to Photoshops of %s and %s naked
+gets horny just thinking about %s and %s together
+thinks %s and %s should grow old together surrounded by their children
+wonders who would be the godparents when %s and %s had children
+wonders who would get pregnant, %s or %s
+makes LJ banners proclaiming '%s and %s Is Love!'
+makes animated LJ icons of %s and %s making out
+wonders how %s and %s got together
+wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship