X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=ed68f35c6f12989c907089abed38514231282dcb;hp=2aec2389265435173a377e500c482264f1c7b494;hb=c1dc4786627942a6a5582fa990683d4a3142e84f;hpb=10134ca31db828d255950e9e107d80fe0d930270 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 2aec238..ed68f35 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -152,7 +151,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs turns %s into dogfood ><> ><> %s -sets %s and robhu up on a blind date gently taps %s with a menhir invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund plays the viola at %s @@ -177,3 +175,47 @@ affixes live crocodiles to %s tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir deports %s +thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg +forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches +sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley +rains she-trolls down upon %s +rains wheelbarrows on %s +hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral +has %s transported to Botany Bay +petitions the PM to abolish %s +sneezes all over %s +speculatively executes %s +screams and leaps at %s +hits %s with a cockatrice corpse +sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life +throws %s's eye across a crowded room +proves %s equivalent to the halting problem +writes '%s' on an ostrakon +synchronizes %s with /dev/null +pushes %s into a ditch +expunges %s +exiles %s to Siberia