X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=ea34304c60ed5361703697aaaff9d9fdcac994cf;hp=d9f2c65664b2fffe8b7f0f7ee6c0880c988328af;hb=f6852144fc6cfe767c917630e6b57d83fffc6d85;hpb=e31e62926da0ffac111cc19ee1421c517e2bd18c diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index d9f2c65..ea34304 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -152,7 +151,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs turns %s into dogfood ><> ><> %s -sets %s and robhu up on a blind date gently taps %s with a menhir invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund plays the viola at %s @@ -183,3 +181,19 @@ sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley rains she-trolls down upon %s rains wheelbarrows on %s nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee +hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral +has %s transported to Botany Bay +petitions the PM to abolish %s +sneezes all over %s +speculatively executes %s +screams and leaps at %s +hits %s with a cockatrice corpse +sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party