X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=e51249a23998f13464afc91cc540518af0ec2f42;hp=9e4c9c4f6a0d3f6ac80df09f2be4db7c57b8616f;hb=fb23ea8e95bc9af3454b1d1dddf80d4fcc37b13e;hpb=2d878502103940bef4b4c0b39125280ac05fc895 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 9e4c9c4..e51249a 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -181,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley rains she-trolls down upon %s rains wheelbarrows on %s -nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral has %s transported to Botany Bay petitions the PM to abolish %s @@ -191,3 +189,26 @@ screams and leaps at %s hits %s with a cockatrice corpse sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life