X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=e51249a23998f13464afc91cc540518af0ec2f42;hp=7b4ebd536409e423a2155d8ab616e71cbbb62263;hb=fb23ea8e95bc9af3454b1d1dddf80d4fcc37b13e;hpb=fab4fadbc205e4f99bf7bcefd436240a5f47ca7b diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 7b4ebd5..e51249a 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard plays Britney Spears songs at %s fills %s's ears with butter -inverts %s throws %s to the lions sacrifices %s for the greater good patents %s's genome @@ -188,3 +187,28 @@ sneezes all over %s speculatively executes %s screams and leaps at %s hits %s with a cockatrice corpse +sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare +neuralyzes %s +press-gangs %s +feeds %s fugu kimo +sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani +thous %s +puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life