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@@ -269,3 +269,14 @@ tells the Daily Mail all about %s
 puts a spring-loaded cactus in %s's toilet
 shops %s to the police
 varnishes %s's cake 
+malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
+disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
+forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
+blames %s
+challenges %s to a duel
+removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s