X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=df91af492dbc27026be12efca683b3739ac9eba7;hp=12ec3d93d89ed96c745964b9392b833cb9edc49f;hb=9ae314358c572f5e8616544a804f43612270e788;hpb=0797898ef24f4a330867555defbe687eb6e74428 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 12ec3d9..df91af4 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -271,3 +271,12 @@ shops %s to the police varnishes %s's cake malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death disarms %s, and then kills them anyway +forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training +blames %s +challenges %s to a duel +removes %'s atoms +removes %'s electrons +sends %s a SIGINT +sends %s a SIGKILL +rents %s's skull to a hermit crab +unleashes 500 bears on %s