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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index ba65d71..a2c68ce 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ pulls a moonie at %s
 throws %s a bone
 invites %s to go jump
 throws jelly at %s
-throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+throws %s from the top of the Empire State Building
 drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
 curses %s unto the seventh generation
 asks if %s is a man or a mouse
@@ -408,3 +408,40 @@ puts the puritans in charge of %s's party
 leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair
 shakes %s's booty
 staples George Osborne to %s's nose
+reads poetry to %s, and then throws them out of an airlock
+waxes %s's bikini line
+sells %s to a patent troll
+autocorrects %s
+executes %s in the background
+makes juvenile jokes about %s's name
+glues Jaffa Cakes to %s's ears
+verbs some nouns just to annoy %s
+appoints Tony Blair "peace envoy" to %s
+resizes %s
+paints %s purple and waits for the goths
+plays the bagpipes at %s
+bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
+marries %s just so it can cheat on them
+lobs bricks at %s
+nuisance-calls %s
+belms at %s
+inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish
+thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
+court-martials %s
+suggests %s stick a pair of underpants on their head and pencils up their nose
+demands the source code to %s
+places four beetles in $s's bed
+finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
+drags and drops %s
+sets the vermicious knids on %s
+bashes %s
+bites %s's neck
+puts jam in %s's printer
+delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's mouse
+moderates %s
+declares %s off-topic
+throws a custard pie at %s
+fills %s's bath with ducks
+parks across %s's driveway
+replaces %s with a 1GB shell script