X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=98cdee867a919c49021119a6ff93fd144efa4eb0;hp=c7aa9617cf1d6db401c5a2c82df1a30c7cef8eb4;hb=fa81bb54cbbb1fe8b9c6e5e35826c3d28f191fbd;hpb=e45321947a31dfcc23bab95891ecf58dc2684ada diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index c7aa961..98cdee8 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -434,3 +434,39 @@ places four beetles in $s's bed finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes drags and drops %s sets the vermicious knids on %s +bashes %s +bites %s's neck +puts jam in %s's printer +delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s +removes all the buttons from %s's mouse +moderates %s +declares %s off-topic +throws a custard pie at %s +fills %s's bath with ducks +parks across %s's driveway +replaces %s with a 1GB shell script +waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend +perforates %s's umbrella +flips %s the bird +turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down +wishes %s's redshift were higher +gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits +gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman +invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way +/ignores %s +frustrates %s's knavish tricks +confounds %s's politics +indents %s +disperses %s +smashes %s's best china +awards %s the wooden spoon +pops up and insists %s accept its cookies +glues %s to the ceiling +refills all %s's pens with green ink +puts %s into Room 101 +attacks %s with a pointed stick +covers %s in gold paint +sets TV Licensing on %s +appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails +thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador +thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador