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@@ -445,3 +445,28 @@ throws a custard pie at %s
 fills %s's bath with ducks
 parks across %s's driveway
 replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
+waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
+perforates %s's umbrella
+flips %s the bird
+turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down
+wishes %s's redshift were higher
+gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits
+gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman
+invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way
+/ignores %s
+frustrates %s's knavish tricks
+confounds %s's politics
+indents %s
+disperses %s
+smashes %s's best china
+awards %s the wooden spoon
+pops up and insists %s accept its cookies
+glues %s to the ceiling
+refills all %s's pens with green ink
+puts %s into Room 101
+attacks %s with a pointed stick
+covers %s in gold paint
+sets TV Licensing on %s
+appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails
+thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador