X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=94b41fd11908c88a5fb5de12b90507053b9988ba;hp=dec254fa7bc1002d5174fc2091a308044907883c;hb=37480c217c2f1f953fd3bdef41d579bf53e3ad12;hpb=edb50abc4bd5fd5b2c9dc3c4d46ad56454f9aa08 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index dec254f..94b41fd 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -301,3 +301,14 @@ abolishes %s's human rights offers %s the job of Home Secretary attacks %s with Ewoks irons %s +runs %s over with a SIGBUS +ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up +ties %s to a sheep +locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol +beats %s with a SIGPIPE +excommunicates %s +anathematizes %s +releases woodworm into %s's library +releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library +shreds %s then recycles the evidence +sells %s second-hand. For cash \ No newline at end of file