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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 2d1f4a5..7a0f5c5 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -601,7 +601,6 @@ replaces the GUI on %s's smartphone with a CLI
 changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
 mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
 makes %s a plutonium omelette
-punishment-passes %s
 poisons %s's last Rolo
 forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection
 leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out
@@ -626,3 +625,14 @@ fails to exterminate %s, then blames them for moving the goalposts
 causes the Italian government to collapse and makes %s prime minister
 fragments %s
 disqualifies %s from the human race
+filters all the happy stories out of %s's Facebook feed
+reschedules %s onto a flight to TTD
+performs a machine-gun sonata for %s
+pushes a pineapple in a painful direction for %s
+calls for a government inquiry into %s
+decides %s deserves their own .fish domain
+shares its earworm with %s
+wishes %s would let it go
+demotes %s to Chief Whip
+accuses %s of handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
+throws shade at %s