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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d1e517b..6af61be 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -376,3 +376,21 @@ sticks a deckchair up %s's nose
 places a PIX between %s and the rest of the world
 sends a person from Porlock to disturb %s
 sends an albatross to disturb %s
+ebays %s, but the reserve is not met
+cancels %s's show
+unleashes a swarm of hungry midges upon %s
+accuses %s of infringing its patents
+installs a lion on %s
+recites Vogon poetry to %s
+suggests that %s sodomise a stegosaurus
+immerses %s's internet connection in treacle
+claps %s in irons
+boxes %s's ears
+dyes %s pink
+performs a citizen's arrest upon %s
+declares %s the weakest link
+declares %s the missing link
+swives %s and bombs the consequences
+drops an F-bomb on %s
+confiscates %s's property and hands it over to SOCA
+sets blue meanies on %s