X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=633d38d324a7c7b9bd7ac88fb7bdc1cf7e89db31;hp=8e0a34c20359974744500ae646e7a7f6d7e89107;hb=69329b7bb044fe862255511725d0dd1720a21198;hpb=403339cac11365b7c6911a0214a8943696b0dd82 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 8e0a34c..633d38d 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -152,7 +152,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs turns %s into dogfood ><> ><> %s -sets %s and robhu up on a blind date gently taps %s with a menhir invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund plays the viola at %s @@ -176,3 +175,18 @@ punches %s affixes live crocodiles to %s tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir +deports %s +thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg +forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches +sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley +rains she-trolls down upon %s +rains wheelbarrows on %s +hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral +has %s transported to Botany Bay +petitions the PM to abolish %s +sneezes all over %s +speculatively executes %s +screams and leaps at %s +hits %s with a cockatrice corpse +sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand +gives %s a hard stare