X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=35d42744d9663592b0b6df3d1716f5d4a734313e;hp=0cb2f137bdd668406ee0c1bbbc1756a5e8e13926;hb=9aa26e36cb612b063282fe39db3216ac1e7cfcf3;hpb=fcc0c57323d0279f69a0a6b18a482d4dca6157d8 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 0cb2f13..35d4274 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods. bites his thumb at %s. replaces %s with a 2-line shell script takes off and nukes %s from orbit +treats %s with the contempt they deserve grumbles sonorously at %s offers %s a one way ticket to Mars decapitates %s @@ -19,10 +20,10 @@ lands a 10 ton weight on %s pokes %s with a spoon hits %s with a squeaky hammer wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty -mutters darkly +mutters darkly about %s thwaps %s unimaginatively staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose -growls +growls at %s catapults %s over the Atlantic replaces %s with a papier mache replica attaches an extra three noses to %s