X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=2d08454aa416b381ec82975461a81c338ce1e911;hp=4e4467d2ca406a6b386c2e7455b2088373f094bd;hb=048d1a94c187df176654f7e001e2d45ebe7668d7;hpb=768e19abc0708582c6a3459b39125cc42170f9a1

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 4e4467d..2d08454 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -152,7 +152,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs
 compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
 turns %s into dogfood
 ><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
 gently taps %s with a menhir
 invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
 plays the viola at %s
@@ -174,3 +173,13 @@ migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange
 puts all %s's computers behind NAT
 punches %s
 affixes live crocodiles to %s
+tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark
+signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir
+deports %s
+thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
+forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
+sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
+rains she-trolls down upon %s
+rains wheelbarrows on %s
+hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
+has %s transported to Botany Bay