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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b1dbe5a..1c1391e 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -526,3 +526,9 @@ proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
 sends %s on a snipe hunt
 removes %s from its will
+puts banana in %s's shoe
+puts a scorpion in %s's shoe
+drives too fast then claims %s was driving
+threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
+wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
+calls %s a melon-farmer