X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=181aed445960eeae7ca2a13caf6e4deee8647fc4;hp=b28335c5d4cb64ce0eab120613edacc110af0e36;hb=6df2e4cbcdf1a1e929f50cd02bf067a365943b87;hpb=d163959416fc2dacf0fe595da17d685c5691a7b1 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index b28335c..181aed4 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -180,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley rains she-trolls down upon %s rains wheelbarrows on %s -nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral has %s transported to Botany Bay petitions the PM to abolish %s @@ -196,3 +195,32 @@ feeds %s fugu kimo sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani thous %s puts potato eyes down %s's shirt +invites the Shame Orb to %s's party +recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s +flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash +buggers a weasel with %s +posts %s a bobcat +disestablishes %s +sets %s on fire +creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook +supplements %s with a fish +hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger +blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear +reads the Eye of Argon to %s +traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs +pops a cap in %s's ass +spies on %s through their webcam +sets flying monkeys on %s +drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life +throws %s's eye across a crowded room +proves %s equivalent to the halting problem +writes '%s' on an ostrakon +synchronizes %s with /dev/null +pushes %s into a ditch +expunges %s +exiles %s to Siberia +replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem +triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction +covers %s in toothpaste +covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers +punctures %s's balloon