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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5fd190e..12a79d8 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -144,3 +144,13 @@ passes %s the underpants of shame
 removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
 throws a custard pie at %s
 violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
+had %s's mum. She cried out their name!
+makes %s illegal.
+compiles %s with -trigraphs
+compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
+turns %s into dogfood
+><> ><> %s
+sets %s and robhu up on a blind date