X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=slashes;h=acdfc0cc094f059aff3a3845c9bd95701d60fa08;hp=fba78e70fb91c9892c8676fdc957466b34dcf8fc;hb=7f639bd84bf980ec5e1f610e983a258421304e65;hpb=079adff4409a6dd7431b5ee71c83132266a3c7a7 diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index fba78e7..acdfc0c 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -1,6 +1,5 @@ wonders what %s and %s are doing together in a locked room wishes %s and %s would stop doing that in public -wishes %s and %s would continue doing that in public draws chibi fan art of %s and %s embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs @@ -17,3 +16,31 @@ makes LJ banners proclaiming '%s and %s Is Love!' makes animated LJ icons of %s and %s making out wonders how %s and %s got together wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship +writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s +sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g" +sets %s and %s up on a blind date +thinks %s and %s should get a room! +watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter +mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World +discovers that %s and %s have starred in hundreds of hard-core pornographic films together +wonders whether %s and %s are a good genetic match +orders %s and %s to be screened for STIs +thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed +hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection +gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s +thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair +threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up +lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra" +shows drawings of %s naked to %s +wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister +wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status +thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg +glues %s to %s +watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban +tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed +casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks +fakes love letters between %s and %s +bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping +creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s +hides %s's ladle in %s's bed +posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out