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@@ -59,7 +59,6 @@ posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
 hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
 listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
 uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
-slips %s a condom with %s's name on
 locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
 thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
 directs a porno starring %s and %s
@@ -77,3 +76,14 @@ packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
 pronounces %s and %s man and wife
 kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
 puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions
+makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
+gives %s and %s half a mouse each
+sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
+notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
+complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
+watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body