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@@ -59,4 +59,31 @@ posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
 hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
 listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
 uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
-slips %s a condom with %s's name on
+locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
+thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
+directs a porno starring %s and %s
+suggests %s cuddles up to %s
+wonders if %s and %s have a consensual locking relationship
+thinks %s and %s should reap their zombie children
+fakes a SIGURG to %s on behalf of %s
+thinks %s's output should be piped to %s
+performs link-time optimization between %s and %s
+starts a Twitter rumour about %s and %s
+wishes %s and %s could be together
+sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
+pronounces %s and %s man and wife
+kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions
+makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
+gives %s and %s half a mouse each
+sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
+notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
+complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
+watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body