X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=slashes;h=498448a4c9c760fca3fb9044f9474e9bf6a217bd;hp=75f415d22b98c94f9aff38983703c272dda737ef;hb=c40c2b6261e7b251387bf71dde7774eee13fd47b;hpb=42f6c90fd4a3d0701334949549049f91b67d6d98

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@@ -29,3 +29,9 @@ thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed
 hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection
 gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s
 thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
+threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
+lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
+shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg