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@@ -18,6 +18,95 @@ wonders how %s and %s got together
 wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
 writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
 sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
-sets up %s and %s on a blind date
+sets %s and %s up on a blind date
 thinks %s and %s should get a room!
 watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
+mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World
+discovers that %s and %s have starred in hundreds of hard-core pornographic films together
+wonders whether %s and %s are a good genetic match
+orders %s and %s to be screened for STIs
+thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed
+hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection
+gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s
+thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
+threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
+lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
+shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
+glues %s to %s
+watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
+posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out
+buys %s and %s matching underwear
+buys %s and %s matching hats
+kidnaps %s so that %s can rescue them
+thinks %s is the star in %s's show
+sells %s to %s
+introduces %s's and %s's parents to each other
+thinks %s and %s should have hot monkey sex right now
+thinks %s and %s should have hot armadillo sex right now
+thinks %s is the key to %s's lock
+sells commemorative DVDs of %s and %s's wedding
+speculates loudly, embarrassingly, and accurately about %s and %s's first night together
+posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
+hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
+listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
+uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
+locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
+thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
+directs a porno starring %s and %s
+suggests %s cuddles up to %s
+wonders if %s and %s have a consensual locking relationship
+thinks %s and %s should reap their zombie children
+fakes a SIGURG to %s on behalf of %s
+thinks %s's output should be piped to %s
+performs link-time optimization between %s and %s
+starts a Twitter rumour about %s and %s
+wishes %s and %s could be together
+sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
+packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
+pronounces %s and %s man and wife
+kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
+entangles %s and %s's wave functions
+makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
+gives %s and %s half a mouse each
+sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
+notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
+complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
+watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body
+applies a fixup to %s and %s
+legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
+thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
+thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
+thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
+employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land
+films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme
+hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding
+helps %s go fishing for %s
+hacks okcupid to set up %s with %s
+offers %s champagne if they'll go on a date with %s
+gives %s's phone number to %s
+woos %s on %s's behalf
+wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
+buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas
+gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt
+wonders if %s and %s are up for a threesome
+resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party
+chaperones %s and %s
+negotiates %s's virtue with %s
+checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s
+oversees a merger between %s and %s
+gay-marries %s to %s