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 wonders what %s and %s are doing together in a locked room
 wishes %s and %s would stop doing that in public
+draws chibi fan art of %s and %s
+embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s
+watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
+thinks %s/%s is better than Legolas/Aragorn
+is jealous because %s loves %s instead of itself
+daydreams about %s and %s's wedding
+writes plotless smut about %s's steamy secret liaison with %s
+starts a Yahoo group devoted to Photoshops of %s and %s naked
+gets horny just thinking about %s and %s together
+thinks %s and %s should grow old together surrounded by their children
+wonders who would be the godparents when %s and %s had children
+wonders who would get pregnant, %s or %s
+makes LJ banners proclaiming '%s and %s Is Love!'
+makes animated LJ icons of %s and %s making out
+wonders how %s and %s got together
+wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
+writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
+sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
+sets %s and %s up on a blind date
+thinks %s and %s should get a room!
+watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
+mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World
+discovers that %s and %s have starred in hundreds of hard-core pornographic films together
+wonders whether %s and %s are a good genetic match
+orders %s and %s to be screened for STIs
+thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed
+hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection
+gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s
+thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
+threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
+lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
+shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
+glues %s to %s
+watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
+posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out
+buys %s and %s matching underwear
+buys %s and %s matching hats
+kidnaps %s so that %s can rescue them
+thinks %s is the star in %s's show
+sells %s to %s
+introduces %s's and %s's parents to each other
+thinks %s and %s should have hot monkey sex right now
+thinks %s and %s should have hot armadillo sex right now
+thinks %s is the key to %s's lock
+sells commemorative DVDs of %s and %s's wedding
+speculates loudly, embarrassingly, and accurately about %s and %s's first night together
+posts the %s and %s sex tape to Youtube
+hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
+listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
+uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
+slips %s a condom with %s's name on