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@@ -60,3 +60,7 @@ hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
 listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
 uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
 slips %s a condom with %s's name on
+locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
+thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
+directs a porno starring %s and %s
+suggests %s cuddles up to %s