X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4;hp=345bad157cb4afa190a82c1397c4532a56217d90;hb=8bd3b96ce28679f7396d9764e816486b9ce6ba31;hpb=5ec932f59d935ac08934a6f59cde1606803dce9e diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 345bad1..f65abed 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -49,3 +49,18 @@ strokes %s's hair sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands. flagellates %s with a birch branch <3s %s +admires %s's boots +invites %s to a candle-lit dinner +pole dances for %s +hopes %s packed their toothbrush! +showers %s in rose petals +holds a candle for %s +admires %s's physique +gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage +treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s +searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s +compares %s's eyes to stars +wonders whether %s comes here often? +compares %s to a summer's day +curls up at %s's feet +plays %s's theme tune