X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=f5ead15c52ea50e90f470a695aae6557d73ace7a;hp=b2db11503a49502ea2e42ffbb5552ee006297d65;hb=74f5640a4126fab49df540b2192f5659a2a443d1;hpb=f560573332db72b9261ce47012b3367aae553f1d diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index b2db115..f5ead15 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -321,3 +321,9 @@ invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date hopes for an expose event from %s sends an expose event to %s starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows