X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=d85778852e1edb3bd39c2ac969aafd762e6aef6d;hp=d6b00569752e24536f4f415742f9c27885b0abf7;hb=25106031c99dc7170ce0a690dbe78d41f94efaf3;hpb=864bf97da5ccabcdd86a76df68044755a605faf8 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index d6b0056..d857788 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -326,3 +326,8 @@ sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s would never put %s in a corner promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass +borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness +considers %s to be one of its five a day +wonders how many insertions %s is rated for