X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=d85778852e1edb3bd39c2ac969aafd762e6aef6d;hp=97935652ffc384873060498724f834c0fd0059ca;hb=25106031c99dc7170ce0a690dbe78d41f94efaf3;hpb=a8c483c603be907472efc4e9d77418e80a5fa889 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 9793565..d857788 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -317,3 +317,17 @@ sets up a new TLD just for %s causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction wonders whether %s's deviation is standard promises never to trout %s +invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date +hopes for an expose event from %s +sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass +borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness +considers %s to be one of its five a day +wonders how many insertions %s is rated for