X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=d60b05a032b773fe23c3469696cc32ee40c1f92d;hp=363f53563e3821f567403322a31ea76060a73d4a;hb=c8a150c267c013e4bfab895042326da6395ad09b;hpb=75d083908bb82c71b58b77fda06dc4f9af8be4fe diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 363f535..d60b05a 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -355,3 +355,12 @@ buys %s a silicone octopus negative buys %s a silicone octopus proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton +thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn +performs a magnetic strip for %s +probes %s in a friendly manner +would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys +would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes +resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s +is seduced by %s's curves +would reverse Brexit for %s +vaunts %s