X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=d5b6432b21a85f61104db40810698f4182b62eda;hp=f701ad4d678baa17004677494127ee00da0fff67;hb=edb50abc4bd5fd5b2c9dc3c4d46ad56454f9aa08;hpb=9f1cee249cc90b6e52873b70a56d701df74f7233 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index f701ad4..d5b6432 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -149,3 +149,6 @@ offers %s a role in its new movie resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it assists %s with onanism +gives %s a dutch rudder +posts %s a French letter +thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm