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@@ -79,3 +79,11 @@ dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
 blows %s' vuvuzela
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam