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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 75c60f9..d2c9f8e 100644
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ offers %s a cherry
 imagines %s in a tutu
 catches %s's eye across a crowded room
 kisses %s's hand
-wonders what nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
 licks chocolate sauce off %s
 gets down on one knee in front of %s
 bats its eyelashes at %s
@@ -46,3 +46,44 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
 composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+<3s %s
+admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
+showers %s in rose petals
+holds a candle for %s
+admires %s's physique
+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
+curls up at %s's feet
+plays %s's theme tune
+sends for %s and more golden syrup
+puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam