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@@ -68,3 +68,22 @@ sends for %s and more golden syrup
 puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
 writes flirts just for %s
 thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam