X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=c56d6a4431fd18e6a38974ffad0936876e0de408;hp=860cd6a134dcd9d0ffa25b38c97352caf9fca8d0;hb=f5031df7be37bc580dc163acfba9fcb9d5f8c191;hpb=9938851d29809ce60db7820178eaef0ae9b94a91 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 860cd6a..c56d6a4 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -291,3 +291,10 @@ rents a stretched limo for its date with %s lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s puts %s in its will +wonders if %s is cheaper than disk space +paints %s's nipples with cochineal +compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy +wonders how many ships %s's face would launch +hopes %s is highly available +considers %s wrong but romantic +sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card