X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=b90986c68f97bd93cbb76d1eb45be130e57a9da0;hp=06a16e20c1f4e7a2b389368a003bd03d4addbeef;hb=cdeb586b4091461cda307dc466ddc1e850a8039a;hpb=6655f73ab59f409f5ee434e3c185380a7fc627af diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 06a16e2..b90986c 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres composes haiku for %s makes the tea for %s strokes %s's hair -sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands. +sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands flagellates %s with a birch branch <3s %s admires %s's boots @@ -63,3 +63,10 @@ compares %s's eyes to stars wonders whether %s comes here often? compares %s to a summer's day curls up at %s's feet +plays %s's theme tune +sends for %s and more golden syrup +puts %s on top of the Christmas tree +writes flirts just for %s +thinks %s is the new hotness +imagines %s in a sailor outfit +would like to cause earthquakes with %s